Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.
Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look, a rainbow!
Mission log: Day 89. we am not alone
*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
so i’ve found that Legally Blonde/LotR crossovers are literally the best things
Because nobody deserves to feel alone.